My mom is so great. She gave me an apple. It’s cold. I think I should tell her it’s cold. It’s cold. It’s cold. It’s cold!! It’s COOOOOLLLLLDDDD!
She said it’s cold back to me! YESSSS.
An apple is kind of like a ball. A ball. Ball. Appo. Ball. Appo. I will throw it. WOW!
Mmm. Appo.
Where did she go? I will go stand by her arm and eat my apple. She probably misses me all the way across the room. I will touch her arm. Feel my hands, they’re wet and cold and sticky. COLD!
Uh-oh… choking a little. I need to cough. WOW! My apple chunks landed on Mommy! WOW! I will cough some more. FUN! Now, I think I will walk around dropping little bites of apple on the floor everywhere from my mouth. Bite. Appo. Wow. Table? No. No table.

Hmm. Basically done here. I will gently set my apple on the carpet in a corner of Mommy’s room. Yes, there. There is good. Now! Time to go pull all of the paper out of the printer. WOW!

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  1. josharoo says:

    Wow! Now that’s some personality! Very funny.What are the MCF special events the week of Christmas?

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  2. Shannon 2-24 says:

    : ) Sounds similar to over here.. sometimes spreading the snack among the room.Is that marker lines on the floor and his wrist?! o my!

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  3. Shannon 2-24 says:

    Mama PC, Have a Happy day too!! ; )

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  4. Jess says:

    I don’t think there are any events Christmas week… they already had the banquet

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  5. Anonymous says:

    but u can have a yabba dabba doo time anyway

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  6. josharoo says:

    No Christmas eve service? Used to have eve service and banquet, only banquet now?

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  7. Jess says:

    Yep… the three churches all do different stuff now. I’m not sure, though. I church-hop betwixt two.HAPPY BDAY SHANNON AND MAMAPC!

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  8. BethC says:

    RESPONSIBILITIESIf anyone thinks he has no responsibilities, it is because he has not sought them out.Mary Lyon (1797-1849)Educator and founder of Mt. Holyoke College

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  9. BethC says:

    Happy bday ShannonP and PamCwelcome back crystalapples are for eating, chewing, spitting, biting, dropping, hiding, tossing and sharing

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  10. mr. slim says:

    Batboy is the dumbest creature alive.

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  11. Anonymous says:

    batboy forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  12. batboy says:

    Thank you, anonymous. Always nice to meet a fan.

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  13. mr. slim says:

    Batboy should meet more fans, like a really big metal fan that is going really fast, with sharp blades. That’s the kind of fan Batboy needs to meet with.

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  14. Mama PC says:

    Jessicah,Great hair!!! I liked the cut and the color!!!! You looked great his morning!And so glad to see R1 not on crutches…Still haven’t found out what events are the week of Christmas… we just got back from Trinity where we went with a group of about 40 to sing and J.Hair spoke AWESOME!gotta make cookes for an exchange Mon at work – plus be there at 7 a.m.love to all!

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  15. Would you please update already…?Let me guess…..YOU are busy packing///////I am off today cleaning house and checking for the BDAY party updateand NOTHING…….Cable out…….JEss out……….How can I clean without my break times…….Good Grief……….Happy Monday……..Steph-Caleb-Graceson-Tobiasall December…….did I leave someone out? Tatum…but I mean in our tribe……O happy day………o happy day…when Eva cleaned……she cleaned her mess away……o happy day…Everything is going in the Garbage.

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  16. Anonymous says:

    Jess you are very intelligent and creative and I love you and your personality! – Arb

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  17. Where did that come from ARB?Are you doing damage control?Did you say something to Jecissa insenuating that you felt something different than that?Do you even know how to spell insenuating?

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  18. insinuatingisn’t it interesting that insinuating is correctly spelt in sin …….In Sin You Waiing…….?Did you say something mean to your favorite Jecissa?

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  19. MIKE HUCKABEE(Huckaberry Finn for those of you who need to make the association in order to have total recall at the stress induced voting booth)Mike Huckabee CNN 9 ETI think that is 7pm CTor 8 pm CTMike Huckabee 7 or 8 or 9 pm on CNN I think he is going to be on Larry King Live…..Not sure how to set my timer on my VCR because I am not sure what time it actually is…

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  20. Anonymous says:

    huckleberry finnhuckLEberrywritten by Mark Twaingood author

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  21. IHOP fast every Tuesday too……How Kool!

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  22. Danish Peeps refer to him as Huckaberry Finn….at least one of them does.Also Tomas Sawyer……

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  23. JESS says:

    I am at Stephanies, not packing. Can’t post a blog cause it won’t let me in…. later

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  24. Shannon 2-24 says:

    At PollsthinkPaully want a crackerwith that AWWWWWWWWE.SOME.TEA.PARTY?!!!yep yep, Ron Paul got a lot of supporters out there.Love by:Restore the Constitution

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  25. HUCKABEE FINN…….TO WIN………..VOTE FOR MIKE……..LIKE IKE………..HUCKABEEEANYONE KNOW WHAT TIME THE CNN HUCKABEE IS?7 8 OR 9?

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  26. Jess…….please inform MnM that there is NO excuse for missing a family Bday parta………..NONE to be had…..no matter what.a bday is a bday…….o yea……..come to think of it..I was NOT invited to MnM last bday party…….Ooo My Gosh…….I think that they waited for Busteed to come back from a vacation and they all ended up getting ripped off AGAIN….it seems so easy for some peeps to blow off bdays……..Where does that come from..NOT inviting BEDSTENot coming to a cousins…..and simply not having ones own bday party at all…..I do not understand this..to me………BDAYS are the biggest deal of all…..I celebrate mine all month long.MARCH ……….is EVA Month….and Bedste Month and favorite Mother in Law month…and Best Mom in the world month..ect…….

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  27. Anonymous says:

    vg needs therapymuahahahahawtg batboybatboy forever

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  28. HelloooooooooI am IN theropy…….I make yarn Angels and Walk a dog..and paint rocks….and take pictures……and talk about quilting all the time…..All of these things serve as THEROPY……Hellooooooo

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  29. or if you prefer the English spelling…….Therapy

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