Dear Ms. Smartypants: Why do people always say “I want to help… let me do something” when you don’t really need them, and then disappear when you’re overwhelmed?Oh dear reader, they were probably just having a little joke on you. Silly rabbit.
Oh, where do dustbunnies come from?Being that this is a family blog, I will keep it simple. When two dustbunnies love each other very much….
Does Bedste have a boyfriend? -G
Precious reader: Bedste is keeping her options open. She may have been attracted to “Dozer Guy”, and maybe even “Larry” the lawnmower thief. She is currently holding out for a more spiritual option, who is also flush with cash.
Is Mama Lord?
No, no. Mama is a Caucasian female. Lord is very likely a homeless black man, per Rev. Jeremiah Wright.
Will Shannon and Mere ever see their feet this decade?
Ahem. Seeing that “Mere” gave birth a few weeks ago, maybe this is a bit of a touchy subject. What real merit is clear visibilty, anyway?
why does Tobias have a green ribbon in his hair?
Why does Tobias sample French Toast sticks from under the shelf at the thrift store? Why does Tobias proudly inform when he has peed on the floor? Why does Tobias remove the ancient a/c vent covers and throw toys down the hole? This is a mystery, but I am speaking of Tobias and his weirdness.
I was going to write a very angsty post this morning, about loneliness, and friendship and the human condition. I thought of it last night around 3 am, when Toby had a dirty diaper and woke up screaming and then came and slept in my bed. Lucky for you, since then I’ve had two meals and been to Walmart. I am now feeling much more positive about life in general, and the possiblity of a nap for yours truly. 6 days till the MOG comes home!