Okay, so once again I am reposting something I originally had on my facebook…. mainly because I find myself pretty funny. So here you go.
♥ What are your middle names? Danielle/Lynn
♥ How long have you been together? shoot…. 15 years? Married 12.
♥ How long did you know each other before you started dating? a few months… he was trying not to rebound on me (I didn’t care)
♥ Who asked who out? He asked me out, simultaneously with Jesse McDonald asking out Malinda Walsh. They only made it a week…. so sad.
♥ How old are each of you? I’m 30, he’s 31
♥ Whose siblings do/ did you see the most? Hmmm. My sister Leah since she’s Tred and married to Radiant.
♥ Do you have any children together? do we EVER.
♥ What about pets? GOD NO. We share a mutual disdain for furry things.
♥ Which situation is the hardest on you as a couple? oh, probably death. People dying and such.
♥ Did you go to the same school? yes
♥ Are you from the same home town? yes
♥ Who is the smartest? I am very smart, but I wreck cars and I can’t tell time, so he thinks he’s smarter. False.
♥ Who is the most sensitive? depends on the issue… probably him
♥ Where do you eat out most as a couple?here in this God-forsaken Mexican food hell, we end up at On the Border.
♥ Where is the furthest you two have traveled together as a couple? Jamaica
♥ Who has the craziest exes? I don’t have any exes. So there you go,
♥ Who has the worst temper? if you ask me that again, I will break your FREAKING arm.
♥ Who does the cooking? I cook 98% of the time, twice a month the man makes some eggs.
♥ Who is more social? Depends on the situation. I am a party animal but when he puts on his youth pastor hat, he is Mr Chatty Kathy
♥ Who is the neat-freak? grr, him
♥ Who is the more stubborn? HE IS
♥ Who hogs the bed? He is a cuddler, so he’s always over in my space and I am always escaping his clutches by sleeping on the very edge.
♥ Who wakes up earlier? me usually, what with the crumb-crunchers screaming I have poopoo at 7 am
♥ Where was your first date? I think we went to see Lion King, after some tense negotiations with my mom.
♥ Who has the bigger family? Me. But Rob and Steph are catching up as fast as they can.
♥ Do you get flowers often? no, but I did get some a few days ago!
♥ How do you spend the holidays? he mama, my mama, he daddy family
♥ Who is more jealous? him, what with the paranoia about me looking hot at the YMCA.
♥ How long did it take to get serious? couple months
♥ Who eats more? ME. Crazy fool fasts half the time
♥ Who does the laundry? I do not recall a single instance of Richy doing laundry.
♥ Who’s better with the computer? he’s better at what he does, with audio production and web design and such.
♥ Who drives when you are together? always him, what with my proclivity for driving into 18-wheelers
jess clark 
to continue from previous days blog topicportly treddersa little ‘jello’ action with the dancing could be humorousor alarmingleah should consider these thingsmight bring about that healing quickerif quicker is a word
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I resent the jello action, both in thought and practice-G
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That jello action comment was disturbing.
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The On the Border one is da truth. When we lived in Chicago, we’d been there months without Mexican food. I was having withdrawals and we bought a new car for Shannon, so I says we need to celebrate by finding some Mexican goodness. We see On the Border on the way home and eat there. For a true Texan, On the Border was NOT a celebration.
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OH MY GOSH! So due to the confines of a fractured bone in my conditioned body I actually READ the comments today. . .and the first comment that strikes me as odd was “portly tredders” I said to myself “What the. . .” so I continue reading and much to my chagrin(yes) there is an entire dialoge centered on the shall we say “selection of acceptable athletes/dancers”. . I would say this is bringing my healing quicker due to the acceleration of my heartbeat. .JelloTred on whine and cheeze. . .portly praise dancing. . .
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LEAH! You commented on my blog! This is a momentous occasion!
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The jello action is not too disturbing. Kind of cute actually.Somehow there must be some type of spiritual meaning that could be brought out by “jello”. Fat was a good part of sacrificial offerings, right? Fat of the lamb, etc. Perhaps Leah will have an enlightening dream incorporating portly dancers into tred! Wow!
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I have to think jello-anon must have a few pounds of his/her own, and thus feels free to comment as such.
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No jello to speak of but we should not discriminate for those who might.
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comments:1) note to self: wiki widget!2) look up: proclivity?3) inform jess proclivity not a word4) look stupid when found out wrong5) crumb crunchers are so cute6) who is young mc donald that went out with malinda7) i sleep on the edge also. barely hanging on. i am very unfriendly in bed. but that is becuase kitten still sleeps with us.8) tred married to radiant. like anyone else would understand.9) looking Hot at the Y. i laughed about 10 calories off withthat one10) thank you, as always for scintillating conversation!
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jelllybellly_ellythat’s my namewhere do i sign up?dance is THE most effectiveway for me to getHot for the Y……!
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Hot SchmottHotto TrottHotBottWhatKNotmy STUPIDS T U P I D V. O. I. P. IS NOT WORKINGAGAIN FOR THE THIRDSTRAIGHT DAYAND ABOUTthe zillionth timein one calendar month.whatever!!!!!ok,back to jello…and dunlops and suchwhat a sicko feelingdunlops
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back to technical supportwith consolidatedwhateverprince of the power ofthe wireless air/…….munchingcrunchingmy t i m e!!!
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I heard they’re taking applications for experienced portly people? I have approximately 17 years experience in the field…where do I sign up?:)After this year, I shall port no more.Goal: lose 70 LBS by 24th b-day.
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kat!VOIP = lame. Plain Old Telephone Service = teh way to go. Very stable, been around forever.
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NATEYA BBAYEAH BUT…..IT SAVES MONEY TO DAY!!!!!!!(i wonder how many businesscalls we have missed trying to save a few bucks?)
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whats kat lady on
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We have all VOIP at work and at home, and have no problems. Must be your provider.
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As a Texan, I resemble your remark about On the Border. We used to make fun of it, even in Austin.However, there is a little cantina in Lenexa that’s not too bad. The name escapes me presently.
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its friwhat happened to thursis everything okor have you passed out due to jello comments
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