mo on da hizz-ouse

Looked at that house… it is PRETTY cool. In fact, there are features of it that are awesome. The living and dining areas are pretty open, new carpet, new everything. It was an Ugly House that was bought and renovated, so it’s very cool. The bathrooms are beautiful, and the dishwasher (wolf whistle). The backyard has a concrete patio area, hello Indy 500 in the Fisher Price cars, and then a pretty big yard with trees and just cool. All fenced. 4 bedrooms, although 3 of them are pretty small. It doesn’t have a basement, which is a bummer, but the garage should be easy to convert for Richy’s office/studio.

It’s at the top of our price range, which is okay, but might be a little tricky to qualify for… you can’t really explain providence on an application. We think we can figure it out though, and make up some documents which look good. (When I say make up, I do not mean fabricate, I mean compose documents explaining our various sources o’ income)

This is where I always get nervous. I like this place, and I hate rejection. The MOG is consulting with the Good Lord, and then depending on the GL’s answer, we will put a deposit down and just see if we qualify. In the meantime, we drove by a couple of the other houses on the list, and they are all pretty scary. So I might be canceling some appointments.

There’s a pile of laundry staring at me

At least, it would be if laundry could see

But laundry cannot
and so, it can rot
As I sit here composing with glee

12 thoughts on “mo on da hizz-ouse

  1. supern8 says:

    So…buying? Or qualify to rent?


  2. ♪essica says:

    to rent. we don’t want to be tied down…


  3. Anonymous says:

    You will qualify for sure for buying !!! Think!! don’t you want a bigger house than this ??


  4. ♪essica says:

    yes, anonimi… but I don’t know if i want to OWN a house in Missouri… gotta be mobile!


  5. i likey this one! i would want to live there if it was me! 🙂


  6. Anonymous says:

    I think Jess just did a major diss on her Missouri peeps.


  7. I am like so offened, or like hurt. or like something.


  8. hahahaha on the laundry snippet. 🙂 🙂 :)i like the S on bathroomS. actually, you guys probably like it even better.and the kitchen looks awesome.can’t wait to see it!


  9. Anonymous says:

    Yeah! Great house.-G


  10. supern8 says:

    Less on da hizz-ouse?


  11. ♪essica says:

    funny guy. i will update the masses momentarily


  12. Anonymous says:

    Ms SmartypantsThere is an article on the front of Newsweek. ” the thinking man’s guide to populist rage”What is populist rage and what can we do about it?-G


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